Try as you might, there may be days when you just can’t make it to work on time. This is a bad thing, of course. It reflects poorly on you, and you might get into trouble right on the spot. Some people make a habit of it. Like this guy, who has a whole bunch of hilarious, if a bit weak, attempts to try. After the last one, he probably won’t have to come in at all.
Folks, don’t try any of this at home, sorry, work. The video is by Foil Arms and Hog.